I have a girlfriend, too! Her name is Pepper and she's the most beautiful lady in the whole world. She was only here for a couple of days, but I fell deeply, madly in love with her. Fake Mommy says Pepper visits a lot. I can't wait to see her again. Here's a picture of me wooing her.
Me and Gretchen are having fun together, too. We like to sleep together at night and sometimes during the day. One of our favorite things to do is dig holes in the lawn and eat roots. We didn't know how to do this when we first arrived, but the other dogs taught us how. Fake Mommy says it's okay, that we're "aerating" the lawn. I don't know what that means.
Well that's it for today. Fake Mommy told us that Mommy almost got blown up a few days ago. We were really worried, even after Mommy said she was safe. Mommy, don't get blown up!