I'm making friends

Now that me and Gretchen are all settled in, I'm meeting some other dogs that I like a lot. Here's a picture of me and Davey, another doggie staying here with us. When he first came and sat in my bed with me, I wasn't sure about him. But then we had a nice nap, and now we're good friends. I like to hump him sometimes too.

I have a girlfriend, too! Her name is Pepper and she's the most beautiful lady in the whole world. She was only here for a couple of days, but I fell deeply, madly in love with her. Fake Mommy says Pepper visits a lot. I can't wait to see her again. Here's a picture of me wooing her.

Me and Gretchen are having fun together, too. We like to sleep together at night and sometimes during the day. One of our favorite things to do is dig holes in the lawn and eat roots. We didn't know how to do this when we first arrived, but the other dogs taught us how. Fake Mommy says it's okay, that we're "aerating" the lawn. I don't know what that means.

 

Well that's it for today. Fake Mommy told us that Mommy almost got blown up a few days ago. We were really worried, even after Mommy said she was safe. Mommy, don't get blown up!

Wild & crazy Saturday night

Hello world, Louis here. I'm starting to like at Wiener Wonderland. This is what we did last night:

That's me in the middle in the back, the exceptionally good-looking dachshund. You'll notice I'm the only longhair dachshund on the couch. That's because I'm vastly superior to the rest of them. I got the best blanket, too, but I was nice and let those other dogs sleep on it with me.

My sister Gretchen is on the far right. You can't see her so good, but she is sleeping real happy. Earlier she got to curl up in Fake Daddy's lap. Since only Queen Bitch Olive gets to nap on Fake Daddy, it was very special that Gretchen got to sit there, too.

I asked Gretchen and Amy if they wanted to say something to the world, but Gretchen is chewing her cow hoof, and Amy is sleeping by the water bowl. She has a bed, but she's trying out all the sleeping spots in the house. I don't think the carpet near the water bowl is a good sleeping place, but she's a Lhasa Apso, not a dachshund, and I just don't get how their brains work. I feel real sorry for dogs who aren't dachshunds cuz they're just dumb and wierd.

Okay, world, I hafta take a nap now. Bye!