Torture

Louis here ... I just wanna say that I hate Fake Mommy.

She's very nice and all, but she has this thing about givin' me baths. I dunno why she does it. I make it very clear that I DO NOT LIKE BATHS, but she just don't care.

Today was double-bad because I had a bath and then she CUT MY NAILS. And then she brushed me and trimmed the fur on my underneath side. I'm not gonna talk to her for awhile, I mean it.

But it was much worse for Amy. She went outside in the rain and got herself stuck again. When Fake Mommy went outside lookin' for her, she was soppin' wet and miserable. Well, Fake Mommy made her more miserable right away.

Amy got a bath, and then Fake Mommy combed and brushed her. But the worst was when Fake Mommy blew her dry with a noisy thing on a cord. It was awful. It took a long time, too.

But Amy's torture wasn't over.

After that, Fake Mommy trimmed all the hair around Amy's eyes and face, and then cleaned all the goo from around her eyes. Amy looks nice and smells good now, but she's still real mad

All Gretchen got done was a nail trim, lucky bitch.

At least we got treats after our torture -- Fake Mommy gave us fresh chicken! It was good, but I'm still mad...

Amy's new bed

I came home from Target today to find that Amy had made herself a new bed -- in the food bin! One of naughty dachshunds had knocked it over and helped himself (there wasn't much food left), and Amy had crawled into the bin afterward to take a nap. Although we find her stuck in nooks all over the house and yard, this was the most interesting place so far!